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Girlfriend: "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Me: "Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?" Girlfriend: "Yes I promise" Me: I smoked crack after work and
![Do these jeans make me look fat? False. Jeans have zero fat content therefore you make the jeans look fat. - Dwight - quickmeme Do these jeans make me look fat? False. Jeans have zero fat content therefore you make the jeans look fat. - Dwight - quickmeme](http://m.quickmeme.com/img/47/47fafddb06e962b9cb06b24decc9e17e83b22abb5bbc2450653973e4db48e70a.jpg)
Do these jeans make me look fat? False. Jeans have zero fat content therefore you make the jeans look fat. - Dwight - quickmeme
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